WASHINGTON 鈥� In the days before the Washington Redskins decided to keep quarterback Robert Griffin III, some football fans and sports reporters, including , were calling for Griffin鈥檚 release from the team. One Redskins fan (or hater) took a less-traditional approach in giving his or her two cents on the issue.
In days before the decision was made, an unnamed head coach offers to barter a 鈥渓ightly used鈥� quarterback in exchange for pretty much anything.
鈥淥-line, D-line, linebacker, safety, corners, anyone that can tackle,鈥� the post reads. 鈥淕ot a gift certificate to Ruby Tuesday? Let鈥檚 talk.鈥�
The post pokes fun at a whole cast of characters, including Griffin, head coach Jay Gruden, even Jessica McCloughan, the wife of Redskins General Manager Scott McCloughan. Jessica got in some hot water earlier in the week to a female ESPN reporter.
The post also takes a swipe at the will-he-or-won鈥檛-he concussion debate over Griffin鈥檚 participation in an exhibition game.
While the post is about RG3 on the surface, the author isn鈥檛 pulling any punches when it comes to Jay Gruden or Redskins management.
After begging people to take the quarterback off his hands, the post instructs interested readers to look at his other posting, in the jobs section, entitled 鈥淗ead Coach looking for football related job with stable organization.鈥� This head coach also has a website, 鈥渨ww.getmetheheckoutofdc.com.鈥澛� 蜜桃视频app is sorry to report that neither the website nor the other posting is real.
After Saturday鈥檚 news, the post has been amended to reflect the decision.
鈥淢y front office, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that it will keep this quarterback,鈥� the author writes, 鈥渕aybe we鈥檒l be able to completely kill his career.鈥�
While this head coach loves being 鈥渢he smartest guy in the room,鈥� it seems he鈥檚 not content with his current position. If no one responds to his other ad, he鈥檒l find another way out.
鈥淢aybe I can get McCloughan鈥檚 wife to tweet something that will get me fired.鈥�
